Here are a few tips for a successful trip to the pub on a Sunday afternoon (specifically Dakota Tavern for Sunday Bluegrass Brunch- Sundays from noon until three, at Dundas and Ossington).
- When perching upon those teetering barstools, do not attempt to cross your legs. Keep one ankle tucked behind another and focus on not tipping over.
- Even if the music stirs deep emotions within your soul, do not take the cutlery intended for your meal and begin to play them as a percussion instrument ("the spoons"). It's not posh, it's not even that funny.
- Mind that you don't put your napkin down in a puddle of maple syrup. This renders the napkin useless in its original function- that is, cleaning your sticky hands.
- Nodding along to bluegrass is completely acceptable. A few steps on the dance floor are okay, too. But do take note of whether or not there is in fact a dance floor. Impromptu grape-vines are not the best idea on Earth.
What To Wear To [Pub-style] Brunch
It's not the Royal York, but that doesn't mean you should bust out the sweat pants. Keep it casual- sweaters, dark jeans, boots, flat shoes, a scarf perhaps, a button-down or a nice-ish tee. Just don't show up in a cowboy hat and boots. That doesn't make any sense, even if it is a tavern.
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