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A double-hitter! Everyone's favourite partygirl, Meredith Gillies, is back with another round of too-good-to-be-true fun fun fun. Follow her instructions for a whacking-good time around the "golf course"!

Please note RITDR will not be held responsible for any swing-and-miss incidents. To ensure you keep yourself and the general public safe and unharmed, leaving those golf clubs at home might be a good idea for the accident-prone among us.

-This activity is for RITDR gals over the age of 19-
Sorry, little ones...

Alas the golf course has closed for the summer and you simply cannot wait for next season to swing your club around. Well, forget the club at home and head to your favorite local pubs because you're going pub golfing. And here's how you're going to do it:
1. Start saving. This is going to be an expensive night, but it's totally worth splurging for a fabulous collection of memories you'll never remember.
2. Round up a massive amount of friends. The more the merrier. The faces on the bartenders who are being approached by 35 young adults is priceless and something you most definitely don't want to miss out on.
3. Out of this mass amount of people pick a team of four and make a sweet team name.
4. Pick the perfect golf outfit. Style is everything people. Showing up in a t-shirt and jeans is socially unacceptable on the pub golf course. Enjoy one night of shamelessly rocking a polo and some plaid shorts. Visors are optional.
5. Set the course. Aim for 9 holes but expect to make it to 5 (if you're lucky). Make a score card and distribute amongst the teams.
6. The rules! Par 4 is a pint of beer. Par 3 is a bottle of beer. Par 2 is a mixed drink. A stroke is a sip/chug/swig/shwail or whatever you want to call it. But lips to the liquor is a stroke so don't mess up or your team is not going to like you.
HINTS: Get the cheapest beer possible(obviously).
Get the mixed drinks without ice and with a flat mixer, this increases your chances of successfully getting a hole in one.
7. You've got the rules, you've got the money and you've got the style, so good luck and hopefully you make it past the fifth bar and all the way to the 9th.

Ps. Everyone's a winner. You're drunk with your friends; there's no losing here.