Tuesday, March 24, 2009

How To Go To Court

Maybe you don't have a criminal charge.
And maybe you're not a lawyer, judge, typist or Elle Woods.
But by golly, you too can go to court!
Here are just a few tips, should you feel inclined to experience our country's vessels of law and justice.
Don't chew gum
There is no excuse for slappin' your gums in court.
Turn off your cell phone
As in, off. Vibrations make noise too and it's definitely not 'cool' with the judge that your phone goes off.
Speak quietly, or not at all
You never really know who's listening.
No committing crimes
Wrong place, wrong time.

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